twittiots: IM TO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT. TO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT. TO SEXY . YEA HUAH!!!
"Do Over" just because you knew you where about to...
That awkward moment where u fart and cough at the same time.
“I wear my skirts proud but in honor of life…short” -Neesha...
yanilavigne: Jane was in a restaurant,One day when she realized that she had to desperately need to fart.The sound system was really,really loud so Jane timed it to coincide with the beat of the music.When Jane finished her drink, she noticed that everyone was staring at her,then she remembered. she was listening to her iPod:) omg…funniest ish EVER!!!
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get…
I think it's cute when a girl is just shorter than...
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
DANIEL: my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in her bed
DANIEL: yea...i sent them to her dad
REBLOG IF YOU FOLLOW BACK .
Facebook = the place where people announce their problem to the world but not to...– (via yanilavign3)
The reasons why girls talk to more guys then...
Guys are there for you. They don’t talk shit about you and they don’t start useless drama with you. Other people may think “oh she’s sucha slut she always hangs out with guys”, but no. That doesn’t make you a slut, it’s because you’d rather be around people who are straight up with you rather than fake bitches. And they’ve rather spend their time having fun instead of wasting time gossiping and...
When it’s all said and done, all I can do is try…at least I can say I accomplished that much
It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye.– (via inspiring-everything) That’s reality…
Sometimes I try and act normal but it gets boring, so I go back to being me...
Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought...– Karl Lagerfeld (via misscheriedior)
#random but...Hi! (:
People say I have a bad attitude. I say “Fuck Em…
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! That is all… (:
Have you ever just sat back and thought ( I mean really thought) about what life means to you, or even what your life means to other people? A lot of people dont take time to enjoy life and all its glory. You have to be appreciative of everyone in your life whether its temporary or for the long run because we never no which second of the day could possibly be our last… Think about it ...